A LIST OF GOOD THINGS ABOUT BEING A LAWYER

Being pale.

Sitting under fluorescent lights in an office chair.

Having thousands of documents.

Going to the pantry for free ChexMix.

Playing phonetag.

Having partners and associates and paralegals and vendors as your friends.

A million-in-one-shot of getting kissed by princes hoping to turn you into a beautiful princess.

-o

(yesterday was a long day at the office . . . )